I gotta tell you...

I really don't feel like blogging. So, if you haven't already, watch this, it's pure ignorance. And, what's great is he thinks he's doing so much with his life. You can almost see the hope and effort with which his thoroughly unskilled hands crafted this monstrosity ooze out of the screen. This video is in fact almost as bad as that last sentence. Well, not really. It's actually quite entertaining. And it comes with much praise from the good fellows over at Vice.

Oh!

I almost forgot; if you notice in the picture theres a sort of, not-so, maybe, kind of, new face. Well, that's Quincy. He's a talented artist and he just now joined the staff. Though he was an original staffer, schedules conflicted and he wasn't able to contribute in the way he wanted. Now, he's seen a bit of our swag and has jumped on board fully. We'll be pimping him out to the highest bidder, so...

I'd like to set a goal...

If you haven't noticed we're about to try and get real jazzy here. We're operating on some total quality management sh*t. Just watch, next year you'll see us everywhere. One of my favorite things about this culture is seeing the brands and organizations I love grow up. I remember when MTTM first moved into their offices, when The Hundreds tried to convince us that damn Woody Woodpecker T-shirt was tight, and when Hypebeast was better than Highsnobiety (not calling any names). Getting to the point, we fully intend to grow up. Watch us, and enjoy.

I'll do better...

I know what you're thinking. 'Do better, how could he!?! This is the best blog I've ever read!' But, really I want to do better. Seeing as we don't have enough time to put out an issue bi-monthly or even quarterly like some of these other publications, we want our blog to bring you the same feel you get from our magazine. So, with that in mind, I want to bring you more original postings and a bit more thought provoking commentary. So, keep checking back and we'll have insanely dope and original sh*t for you! Oh and tomorrow we present the DuchBook Club.

Get hip...

I had this corny metaphor I was going to use (as evidenced by the wack title) but I'll just get straight to the point. Went to Dork Mag, saw this video, saw this site, got this picture. Reeses.

Good times, good times...

Yesterday, the whole campus had a water fight. I meant to bring you pictures but I felt it might not have been a good idea to bring my camera. Long story short, Taurean splashed a bucket full of water on me while I was still completely dry. That said, I felt it was my responsibility to bring you this picture. Notice the look on his face as he "pop locks and drops it." Embarrassing...

Hey!?!?!

Has anyone ever heard Souljah Boy? I like him. He takes bad rap on repetitive beats to all new levels of mediocrity. I know that sounds bad but have you heard 'Yah! Bitch Yah!' That song might just be genius. The quality of the beat stays perfectly below his average rapping skills, leaving nothing to distract you from listening to him utter gems like 'Get out my face ho! Get out my face ho! Yah! Bitch! Yah!.'